Randy W Homan: inventor of the Illuminated heart-shaped guitar with strobe lights

There goes the valentines present I was working on for the Mrs...
Illuminated heart-shaped guitar with strobe lights and a modified bridge

A guitar having a heart-shaped body with red plexiglass covering the body's top and bottom includes a fiberglass or oak neck attached to a bridge mounted to the body, with the neck including a fiberglass fret board having three extra frets for playing extra high notes with each transparent red fret marker having a LED light disposed underneath for lighting that fret marker and the fret board and a rod embedded within the neck and extending therethrough for connection to the bridge for conveying sounds through the guitar. The head includes a strobe light and connected battery pack, and cutaways on the body extend up past the fret board for easier access to the bottom frets, and the cutaways also include strobe lights actuated by strobe buttons on the back of the guitar body, with the strobe lights on the head, fret board, and cutaways capable of independent lighting and simultaneous lighting by a master strobe button on the front of the guitar for warming the musician's fingers,...
Inventor: Randy W. Homan

I hope your getting my drift here... the patent system does not work for the benefit of mankind...