Our high-performance Pickup Switch Upgrade products give you all the pickup tones that are silently "hiding" in your electric guitar or bass instrument. These passive upgrades will give you up to 76 pure analog pickup tones from your stock instruments and Give You Amazing Tones Without Changing Your Pickups. This is like an artist finding seventy one more colors of paint to work with.
Did You Know That Your Hidden Pickup Tones May Have Seductive, Aphrodisiac Qualities?
Another recent discovery is that all of your "hidden" pickup tones - to which our upgrade products give you access - appear to have a seductive and aphrodisiac-like effect on female audience attendees. Smart musicians are now upgrading their instruments with our products and silently leveraging this discovery to convert the female audience attendees into loyal fans and customers. A white paper that discusses this effect is now on our website Media page to give smarter musicians general guidance on how to financially exploit this new discovery.
Our Pickup Switch Upgrade products will give you a "Holy Crap" experience! Check us out now.
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