A selection of Satchel's crazy Tweets: http://twitter.com/Satchel666/
Sometimes I feel like a bitchin' 22 year old lead guitarist trapped inside the body of a bitchin' 48 year old shredder who looks 22.
The band is in Vegas right now for the 4th. Celebrating our countries birthday by banging some good ol' American trailer trash pussy
Found out why my scrotum smelled weird last night. It always freaks me out when the smell changes suddenly like that, you know?
Be careful when you shave your balls with an electric razor. Seriously. Bad shit can happen.
playing the 229 club in London tonight! Fuck! I love England! I wish I could understand them. They sound funny when they talk.